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Rabu, 30 Desember 2015

Pinkie's Hyperactive Chat is Shutting Down


 Due to a lot of its moderators losing interest and real life getting in the way of development, the current owner of Pinkie's Hyperactive Chat has decided to pull the plug on his web-based MMO by the end of the week, much to the chagrin of its active playerbase. It's quite a shame, I know, but at least Lordcerii has the decency to wait until sometime around Friday evening to shut it down, giving players a chance to exchange contact information so they can keep in touch after the end if they so desire.

The original announcement can be found here.


 To the best of my knowledge this will leave Ponyplace as the fandom's only active MMO, although opinions on its overall quality are mixed. Not sure if >CLOP counts as a MMO either...

Minggu, 15 November 2015

Ponykart Officially Dead

(GitHub mirror) (Another one)

 Much to the surprise of absolutely no-one, a post released yesterday by Hoppip states that the once incredibly-promising Ponykart project is now completely dead, as most of the team members went on to become professional programmers/game developers and no longer had any time for fangames. It's quite a shame, yes, but at least the source code is still freely available, so anybody with some C# experience can pick up and resume where the developers left off (as some anon on /mlp/ is currently attempting to do, although I kind of doubt he'll get very far).

The original post can be found at http://ponykart.net/we-ded/.

Minggu, 05 April 2015

The Saga of Dark Skyes

A photograph of Sam Hyde

 This here is Sam Hyde, a failed internet celebrity turned scammer whose life basically revolved around trying to sucker money out of other peoples' pockets to pay his rent instead of actually working for himself. He fancied himself as a sort of master troll who could do nothing wrong, and his next big scheme targeted whom he believed to be the internet's least intelligent people: the brony community. Several months in the making, this plan was a surefire way to make him some quick cash and immortalize himself as a legendary figure amongst his adoring fans...

...Except he didn't. The plan completely backfired, and as of now the Dark Skyes Kickstarter has been cancelled after most of the original backers pulled out. What lead to such a carefully planned-out project to fail so dramatically? You can find the story below the break, along with a bunch of screencaps.


A screencap of MDE's facebook.
(Source)
 On the 20th of December, Sam publicly announced his plans to create a Kickstarter for a fake pony dating sim on the Facebook page of his mediocre YouTube "comedy" group, Million Dollar Extreme, and thus had already doomed his project to failure by providing evidence of its invalidity. He also uploaded a casting call on YouTube, but at least had the sense to make it private to keep prying eyes from finding it (not that he succeeded, of course). Early reactions from his limited fanbase seemed to be extremely enthusiastic for the most part, since the majority of them despised the pony community and were of the opinion that this was the perfect opportunity to take those bronies down a peg.

 Several months passed as Sam and his small crew of voice actors created their Kickstarter pitch at a snail's pace, but they lacked one very important crew member to ensure that their ruse would be successful: an artist. For that purpose they paid a woman named Pukey Pony to draw "concept art" for the visual novel's characters that supposedly wasn't going to be used in the final product, a decision that would later come back to haunt them in the months to come.


 On March 6, they were finally ready to put their plan into action, and uploaded their first Kickstarter project under the title "Dark Skyes -- an EPIC brony dating sim", along with a 6 minute video and some mockup screenshots. With positive press from major pony news outlets being released shortly afterwards and several thousand dollars worth of donors, success seemed even more sure for MDE than ever before.


 That is, until the frequently misunderstood anons of /mlp/ became extremely suspicious at the trailer's distinct lack of any actual gameplay. All it contained was some guy talking in a mask and cringeworthy samples of voice acting playing alongside static pictures of ponies on abstract backgrounds, which is very unusual for a project claimed to be 95% complete. This lead to the discovery of various incriminating screenshots, some of which were compiled by Horse News' analysis of the Kickstarter. This was followed by another post a day after the first, which was extremely well received and lead to over $2000 in funding being pulled by concerned backers.
A comic immortalizing this humourous tale.
(Source)
 An increasingly desperate Sam Hyde, afraid of not being able to earn his $7500 and finding that the pony community was a bit too intelligent for his liking, turned to 4chan and uploaded an unintentionally hilarious plea for them to donate to his Kickstarter anyways because he apparently expected them to appreciate his "sense of humour" or something. This was unsurprisingly met with widespread derision and mockery of the angry little man, along with Pukey Poney publicly pulling support from the project in an incredibly damaging blow to the scam that would later lead to her being interviewed by PonyToast of Horse News and effectively proving beyond any reasonable doubt that Dark Skyes was by no means a genuine visual novel.

 After this, Dark Skyes was effectively defeated; no amount of sockpuppeting by MDE or its fans could salvage the Kickstarter now. After much pressure by potential backers a demo video was supposedly released, although it wasn't very convincing for a game that had supposedly been in development for four years (longer than the total existence of Friendship of Magic and its fandom!). There was also an attempt by MDE to artificially inflate the amount of donations received after most backers had already left, but with 12 hours left on the clock Sam finally decided to call it quits and pull the plug on his flawed dream after having made a mockery of himself and everybody else associated with MDE.


 So what have we learned about Sam Hyde through all of this? He's an extremely lazy and pathetic man who takes 3 months to set up a half-assed scam, and screws it all over by publicly bragging about it beforehand due to his insatiable desire for attention. Now he's even poorer than before, utterly friendless outside of his small circlejerk, and best of all his actions are forever archived on the internet to ward off any potential employers who would consider hiring him.


 Also, I'd like to thank the anons of /mlp/ for uncovering this and Horse News for their phenomenal coverage of the scandal as it unfolded, along with Pukey Poney for her assistance in the matter as well. Derpibooru is also an excellent source for screencaps if you'd like more info on exactly what took place: just search "dark skyes".

Mind you, there's still more of Dark Skyes to come, although that'll deserve a post of its own...

Jumat, 03 April 2015

April Fools: What Could Have Been


A fake screenshot of a non-existent MMORPG

Some of you may have been wondering exactly what I was doing on April Fools and why I was not participating in the festivities. Thankfully Enigma saved the day with "Click the Twilight Sparkle", a stroke of sheer genius. Well, the truth is that I was at church and was not available on that day, but I was still working on something, something that nearly got finished but ended up taking too long to get finished in time. So what was it I was working on? A fake review, similar to Enigma's, but with fake screenshots and without an actual game to go along with it. I planned on reviewing an epic MMORPG titled "Of Ponies and Dragons: Rise of the Equestrian Empire", and give it a 2/10 for trivial and pointless reasons.

If you want to see more fake screenshots of the game, you can find them after the break. And please, click to enlarge and view them in their full glory (you can also do that with the one above).

Another fake screenshot, this one featuring a fake battle scene with Gilda
A screenshot of a normal battle scene. And no, that is not my OC, I just whipped him up in Pony Creator.
Yet another fake screenshot, featuring a turn-based battle scene with a sack of flour
A turn-based battle scene. Not very complicated and didn't take much work to make.
This image is in a less advanced state then the others, and was designed to  support my statement that the animation was quite buggy.
The vectors were rather easy to obtain (too many to list, but thanks to all that made them) and paste together, but the majority of the work went into adding depth of field effects. It involved selectively blurring out particular elements of the background in order to provide focus on certain areas of the image, and I must admit that I did a poor job with the UI, although that was not my main focus (I intended to criticize the interface in my review).

Hope that you found this at least somewhat interesting. Xtux, out!

Minggu, 08 Februari 2015

Budding Friendship Hiatus + Source Code Release



 While listening to Budding Friendships' soundtrack it suddenly occurred to me that we hadn't heard from the developers since October, so I decided to look at their website. Turns out that their dev team kicked the bucket a couple days ago, but their programmer was nice enough to actually release the source code on GitHub before they made the announcement. If anypony wants to contribute to the program they most certainly can, although I somehow doubt that it will get much further.

 Anyhow, if you really want to you can compile and play the game for yourself over at the GitHub project page. As of now the project is Windows-only and in an incomplete state (obviously), but somepony might be able to port the game to OS X or Linux if they wanted. Come to think of it that would be an excellent way of attracting more contributors...